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Ninja turtles all kind of dating the same human woman who's dating Jason Voorhees.
Why?
Hallmark movies explore the American question, which is: is America werewolf country or vampire country?
Hallmark believes America is werewolf country and Therefore its love interests represent the values of prioritizing community or "The Pack" over individual desires, while its rejected "big city" love interests who focus on career are a repudiation of the vampire values of avarice and self-interest. Hallmark smooths over the ugly truth, that in rejecting vampires, America rejects the vampire values of ambition/individualism and aestheticism (coded foreign) while it wholeheartdly embraces the core American/werewolf values of conformity and surveillance (pack bond).
But what if there was a third way? I believe that sea monsters
WhileSixteen Candles has aged the worst of the John Hughes movies, being both rapey and racist, Jake Ryan (hot) has no personality or aspiration outside of Samantha's desire, rendering him Object, which explains its enduring appeal
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how to get WES ANDERSON to direct next Muppet movie? Both the Muppets and Anderson create metafiction and evoke emotion by embracing artificiality. The Muppets are repertory players who star in and are the subject of their art: they make movies about them making movies and TV shows about them making TV shows. Where does the real Kermit end and the Kermit he's playing begin? Anderson has his own stable of repertory players (Schwartzman, Murray, Wilson) and a bag of cinematic tricks to ensure the viewer remains conscious of their own position as viewer qua viewer: narrators, an aesthetic that is deceptively appealing but too perfect to be real, an obsession with stories as subject matter: plays, magazines, childhood (the most unknowable story we can tell ourse
Magic Mike 3's focus on female interiority (emotional) rather than female interiority (sex) profoundly misunderstands
The transition of the internet from Cat-driven
- lolcats
- grumpy cat
- keyboard cat
to Dog-driven
- WeRateDogs
- original Shiba non-evildoge memes
- pup/pupper speak
indicates that we as a society havebut have the turntables turned? the Zoom cat lawyer enjoyed a brief moment of fame during the pandemic but the This is Fine dog has since become emblematic
Launchpad McQuack is both a billionaire's pilot/chaffeur (Duck Tales)and a superhero's sidekick (Darkwing Duck). Two of the most incompatible careers I have ever heard!! Imagine telling your billionaire boss you can't take him to Paris because you have something more important to do. Imagine telling your superhero boss you can't save a bunch of orphans because you have to drive a billionaire to the bank. Get this guy a book contract and a podcast deal to explain how he does it all.